Friday, October 1, 2010

Hit The Road Jack

Not a day goes by without someone to a salon demanding a drastic change style and color will be. Hair Stylists call this phenomenon "post-break up hair." Jack may not know yet, but Jill is filing for divorce and washing that man right out of her hair.

Gender is true that women want to clean, why not? If there was ever a time to renovate your body and soul, this is it, and serves the added benefit of Jack irritating beyond all logic. Advertising
This set me thinking, what rules should apply to any such change to take over, and just as quickly became clear to me that a scheme would write I would suggest much to delight of the rules and throwing caution to the wind. Drastic change is nevertheless dramatically, and should not be burdened by such things as reason or purpose.

At the end of the hair is only hair and grows again, as opposed cutting off the nose to spite the face. Color and length are important, but not nearly as important as the image to send a message. My message would be "! Look at me I'm young, fresh, independent, confident and free from you," If I did it right, it would also say, "I'm hot and I'm on my way out of the door to trolling for some young tasty six-pack to go to fulfill my every fantasy. Soccer Mom my foot. Think players. "

To send this message I think the hair needs of the shoulder or shorter with great movement and color that just exploded in the room. If you are red, then go really red, not just a few red streaks in your old yesterday braided hair, but a bold, vibrant red is so alarming that burly firefighters feel uneasy in your presence, or perhaps a deep mysterious black with cool blue colors, playing in the moonlight, or a thick rich chocolate brown, which are served with strawberries and champagne, begs, or perhaps a striking blonde brilliant so dynamic that every woman hates the room up, and grown men in tears because they haven 't met you.

This is of course not likely to be a job for your local chop shop and if your town does not have an upscale salon, the better, think travel. Have you always wanted to go to New York City, so make an appointment with Bumble and Bumble in New York, or with the pigeon in California.

That done, we go shopping. do Victoria Secrets for a bushel of nylons and Naughties according to the new, four or five new outfits from Prada, the sexier the better, at least six pairs of shoes with matching handbags, a free for all on Mac Cosmetics Counter and a quick stop at the supermarket a box of Hefty bags, ... said Jack's stuff did not get wet on the lawn.

Can not afford all that you say? Did I mention we are all on Jack's credit card just hours before we file? Follow the order of events straight, and maybe take your best friend, so you have someone to share the moment with.

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